10.Apr.2009 Severus Snape Speaks

This is so embarrassing. (repeats it a gazillion times)

There was a time about 2 months ago or so when I was interviewed on the streets about PDA (and which I thought they were referring to Personal Digital Assistant but really they meant Public Displays of Affection)… and I sort of found the site where the vodcast was uploaded.

Due to some sort of masochistic streak I have in me that delights (extremely) in embarrassing myself, here is the >>link<< to the video. (click on the camera icon) Please do click on it so that I can blush and then whine about how perfectly idiotic I seemed in the video with an earphone hanging out of one ear while speaking half-English and half-Chinese. In fact, you can even laugh at me!

Or not. Just kidding. At some point my masochism stopped, only to be replaced by a perfectly sarcastic attitude.

Okay. Moving on to the next topic, I have undertaken the task of cataloguing the entire folder of bookmarks of stories that I like very much. It’s going to be an insane task, but I get a perverse satisfaction from putting myself through ‘hard work’ and nitpicking at the list and pages until they look absolutely delectable. I love lists. It’s a new delight in my daily diet of ‘let’s do something incredibly tough just for the heck of it’. Oh, and you can check it out >>here<<. It’s my old blog and pretty bare at moment ’cause I deleted all of the old posts. Did I mention that I love Bulk Delete?

And the way I’m talking, I sound like I’m addicted to adverbs. If I curse there’ll happen to be words like bloody and freaking peppering the sentences; if I’m waxing lyrical like I am now I’ll go something like:

intones in dry, sarcastic tone of Snape

“You are an incredibly stupid imbecile. I simply cannot fanthom how impossibly small your brain must be for you to make such a monumental mistake out of a perfectly simple task. You must have been excessively malnutritioned for your hand-eye coordination to be this bad… Blah blah blah insult parentage brains relatives choices blah blah blah.”

In fact, there’s even a >>Severitus!fanart<< where Snape spouts out a whole chunk of insult like a never-ending fountain. It was pretty hilarious, since in the end he was insulting himself and didn’t realise it. I find it incredibly funny when people don’t get that they’re being mocked or insulted at. It’s insanely perverse, yes. (Severitus = Snape’s Harry’s dad. It’s an alternate universe people like to live in sometimes.)

And speaking of fanart, here is another you simply must read. It’s tha best. (click on the image to go to the link)

*dies laughing*