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Safe Sex with Ris Low
February 5th, 2010 · Random
I think I’m a sucker for torturing myself with horrible, horrible videos that should not ever be watched because they are going to be a waste of 3 minutes of your life that you will never, ever, ever ever get back again because it is just so horrrrrriiiiiiiibbbbbleeeee.
I want to scratch my eyes out.
So, anyway. Just to torture you too, here’s the video “Safe Sex with Ris Low”. The one I suffered. And the one you shall suffer too because it’s like a trainwreck. /O\ Horrible, but you can’t help watching it. So there you go. Scratch your eyes out too. Suuuuuuuffer, bitches. Muahahahahahahaha.
Safe Sex with Ris Low from clicknetwork on Vimeo.
PS: WTF she talked about warm jelly. WTFWTFWTF.
PPSS: The condom flew off and she went, “Oops!” -.-
PPPSSS: *goes back to banging her head on the desk*
A Look at the iPad from My Perspective
January 28th, 2010 · Writing
Apple’s just released a new device called the iPad.
In my opinion, it just really looks like an oversized iPhone that isn’t going to be that useful. I mean, no camera? Still no multi-tasking abilities? The inability to support flash? A stylus pen would be a brilliant addition, too.
The name sounds funny, too. I mean…. don’t you think of pads when you hear the name iPad? Lol. And check out the video below. MadTV is awesome.
Though, to give it some good points, there ARE some things that I like.
Things I like
Like, their Notes thingy. I like that sidebar thingy, the ability to look at the list of different notes I’m working on, etc. I can already imagine a Productivity app appearing, making use of the extra space an iPad (the name is distracting… because it makes me want to laugh) has.
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Bill Kaulitz: DSquared
January 20th, 2010 · Tokio Hotel
If you’ve been following my twitter account, you would probably have noticed my various hysterical messages as I gush over the awesomeness of the god-like creature, Bill Kaulitz. Mostly they go like:
Let’s just say that… looking at my tweets now, well, they’re more than a little bit embarrassing. But then again, with the following picture, how can you not feel as though you’ve gotten an overdose of happiness when you look at Bill?
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